February 2012
snookidoughicecream:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
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Me: bye mom! see you later!
Mom: where are you going young lady? and what are you doing with that backpack
Me: nothing
Mom: uh huh and why are you wearing all black?
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Me: i'm going to steal the declaration of independence.
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
new year's: abc family harry potter marathon family event
valentine's day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
president's weekend: abc family harry potter marathon family event
st. patrick's day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
spring break: abc family harry potter marathon family event
memorial day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
independence day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
labor day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
columbus day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
veterans day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
thanksgiving: abc family harry potter marathon family event
christmas: abc family harry potter marathon family event
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via stupidhandshakeything)
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me all the time: i hate glee
me at 8pm every tuesday: time for glee
dirtyacid:
r.i.p to all the virginities being lost on tuesday
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theronweasleygeneration:
why do I keep forgetting that people are the fucking worst
“I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could...”
– J.D. Salinger (via stellablu)
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
What The Hunger Games is about: tyranny, revolution, courage, love, growing up, identity, poverty, hunger, class conflict, sacrifice
What the media thinks The Hunger Games is about: a steamy love triangle
