My family when someone wakes up before anyone else:
- Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
- Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
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- me: hey can you call someone for me
- parental unit: um no? you can do it yourself you're grown up.
- me: OH SWEET JESUS GOD NO. I CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO COLLAPSE PLEASE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I JUST CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO BREAK. THEY'LL THINK I'M WEIRD. THEY'LL JUDGE ME. THEY HATE ME I CAN'T DO THIS.
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
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Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It
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- me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
- me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
- me two minutes later: omg is that cake
- me: i'm finally happy
- life: lol no just wait
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